What do you do?

Ok, study the above picture and make sure that you are seeing its intended purpose.

This past August I was on a layover flying back home from a lovely weekend in Vegas.  I had had about 4-5 hours of sleep over about a 50 hour period I think, lots of alcohol, and a hell of a lot of walking. 

At this point I thought I was at the hallucinating stage due to a lack of sleep.  But upon closer study, I found that my eyes were not deceiving me and quickly removed my phone from my pocket and took a snap shot.  I'm sure that this was probably not the nicest thing to do, but honestly how do you approach something like this?

"Uh, Ma'am, your uh, crack strap is showing on the outside of your pants?"

"Ma'am, you have dental floss on your back."

"Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to embarrass you, any more than you have embarrassed yourself, that is, but you have come undone." As I gesture towards my nether region. "And it's waving "Hello" at everyone behind you."

Now, would I ever really be that mean and say something like that?  Hell no.  You think I was born yesterday?  People get shot for less these days!  But it is still fun to brainstorm what you could say.  For instance making up captions to go with the photo...

Length of strap hanging out...6 inches.  Length of ass...14 inches... that would be one unlawful case of camel tow!

You could even give the strap its own voice: 

"Help me, PLEASE! I'm suffocating!" 

"You wanted me where? Oh hell no!"

"But it's dark down there, I don't like the dark."

"What in God's name is that smell?"

"I caught the ass end of this deal."

If you can think of some good ones post them as comments to this.  I would love to see what people come up with.

Thanks for reading.  Oh, and if you are offended, I will warn you not to read any of my posts further.  I have a twisted sense of humor and enjoy it on a daily basis.  I live to laugh, and that is my goal with my posts is to spread the laughter on.  Have a great day and hope you come back for more.