Priceless

Thing 2 (reminder: 3 years old) is finishing his pop tart that he desperately needed before he went to bed.  I am getting tooth brushes ready and already working on Thing 1's teeth.  I tell Thing 2 that he needs to go get a drink of water prior to daddy brushing his teeth.  He looks at me and says "but mommy Istill have food in my mouth."  I tell the little minion when he is finished then, to go get a drink. 

At this moment he is standing in front of the couch where the head thing is laying.  Thing 2 finishes munching on his pop tart and now daddy tells him to go get a drink of water.  I missed the gesture that took place at this point in time but my spouse starts laughing hysterically.  He explains to me that Thing 2 "put his hands up in the air like 'what the fuck dad?' where do you want me to pull the water out of? My ass?"  Then chimes in Thing 2 without any hesitation, "what the fuck dad?"  My jaw dropped to the floor.  I had to cover my gaping mouth with both hands to stifle the laughter that was about to erupt.  I then explain the Thing 2 that he may not say that again because it was a bad word, but damn if it wasn't hilarious to hear him say that!  Ahhh children!